Wednesday, April 30, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!! Bamahoops blogger fails doping test!

Faces two year doping ban in the process....

Alias, A.K.A. Alias, has reportedly failed a doping test carried out in the hills of North Georgia. Witnesses took this photo where it appears the 50+ year old was posing as a Mark's Madness member. It is also alleged that he was caught with blood doping agents in an attempt to acclimatize to the higher altitudes relative to Lower Alabama. More on this to come....

3 comments:

TideDruid said...

He must be high, cause he's got a Marks Madness t-shirt on.

(just kidding. I happen to have one myself)

bobbyjack said...

EPO! EPO!
That Mark's Madness T-shirt is going to be a collector's item soon... like the fRan bobblehead.

Alias said...

I have the body of a Pro Tour Cyclist, don't I?